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The real reason Stacey Abrams and the Democrats are still upset is because they wouldn’t allow illegal votes to be counted.

Now the Samali pirates is nice folks. They just dreamers. We should give them green cards and benefits.

Yolanda says it’s going to be wetter weather again in Dougherty County. I guess that means it’s supposed to rain, R-A-I-N.

All of those right-wing conservative women who think they are always right should adopt a couple of cats from the animal shelter.

First time I can ever remember that when a president died that all the surviving presidents didn’t get together at the funeral. Didn’t happen this time. I never did see Jimmy Carter.

Those phone apps don’t understand y’all Southerners ‘cause you talk like you got mush in your mouth.

We have a city manager with a spend money freely card. Someone says she actually does stuff … what a compliment.

I don’t know about anybody else, but it seems that Lee County football is the new Valdosta High football. They’re the new pay-for-play program. I’m sure y’all remember when Valdosta used to pay families to move from far-off states to get players. Same thing happening in Lee County.

General Motors has made a decision to close plants and lay off workers. I think everybody in this country should help them out and not buy any of their products.

I got a good idea for you, Mr. Squawkbox person: Have a Squawkbox in the sports section. That way we’d have all our squawks in the Squawkbox and you could have sports squawks in the Sports section. What do you think?

Just when I thought the mainstream media couldn’t go any lower, I was proved wrong. Taking pot-shots at Trump while he attends the funeral of George H.W. Bush. What a bunch of low-rents.

Honesty in advertising: Shouldn’t those ambulance chasing lawyers tell you that they get their money up front and you pay other costs. I got a settlement of $43,000 and ended up with $10,000. And I had to sign a disclaimer saying I wouldn’t tell. I just did.

You’re the fake Christian, Squawker for not telling the truth. Jimmy Carter was at George H.W. Bush’s funeral giving condolences. Was he supposed to give you condolences?

Trump’s tweets show what an absolute fool he is. What an absolute fool he is.

Well, we have now had another bad accident out here at Nelms and 19. What part of our blood being red keeps us from getting a traffic light? I know we’re in east Albany, but we need a traffic light.

I’ve got a new chapter for my book “I’ve seen It All Now.” I was watching a newscast this morning and it was in reference to CBS being sued for sexual harassment by some woman. She was complaining about her career being ruined. She is suing for $5 million and $75,000 a month for the rest of her life. She must have had some kind of career.

Only a spirit-cooking fool would pay to see Bill and Hillary speak.

Birth rates are going down in this country. Who is going to do all the work in the future? Trump’s policies are going to ruin this country.