DAVID CARROLL: ‘If you can’t say something nice …’
As our moms often told us, “If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.”
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DAVID CARROLL: Maintaining the ‘useless and outdated’
You know what they say: “Deaths always happen in threes.”
DAVID CARROLL: The humor of Lewis Grizzard resonates today
Lewis Grizzard was a true son of the South, living in Georgia his entire life, except for a brief, unpleasant interlude in Chicago.
DAVID CARROLL: Get thee behind me, 2025
In my opinion, 2025 has earned its bad reputation.
DAVID CARROLL: Don’t drop your suit and other fails
It’s time for another round of Facebook flubs, autocorrect accidents, and social media snafus
DAVID CARROLL: My Christmas 2025 playlist
As a child of the 1960s, Andy Williams is a big part of my Christmas memories.
DAVID CARROLL: Checking today’s mail
Unlike the government, we columnists never shut down.
DAVID CARROLL: ‘I was taken out of context’
In this era of propaganda outlets masquerading as news channels, government spokespeople spouting alternative facts, and politicians passing off their party's daily talking points as original thoughts, it's no wonder most Americans are frustrated and confused.
DAVID CARROLL: How am I doing? Survey says …
I am tired of being asked to fill out a survey every time I spend a little money.
DAVID CARROLL: For some of us, old habits die hard
I have never achieved great wealth, but I'm not complaining.
