SCOTT LUDWIG: The best birthday party ever
No one says "Happy Birthday, America" better than Donald Trump. Ask anyone wearing a MAGA hat if you have any doubt.
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Moving the Chains: It’s all about the money
‘It’s never about the money. It’s always about the money.’
Moving the Chains: An Officiating Tutorial
A friend of mine said he gets frustrated whenever someone refers to a member of the officiating crew at a Major League Baseball game as a referee. ‘Baseball has umpires, dammit; why don’t they just call them that?’*
SCOTT LUDWIG: A nine-step guide on getting away with murder
If you’re planning on committing the perfect crime and have never seen one of the more than 5,700 episodes of "Dateline," "48 Hours" or "20/20" that have been televised for the last half-century, you might want to clip and save this for future reference.
Moving the Chains: Solitary Refinement
Professional golfer Tony Lema once said ‘golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.’
SCOTT LUDWIG: A war by any other name …
You can’t cheat at war like you can at golf.
Moving the Chains: The Kindest Man I Never Met
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Moving the Chains: Dominance before Submission
Based on countless personal observations albeit any actual research on my part, it’s been proven that ever since the turn of the century, Notre Dame football team can always be counted on to fall flat on their Fighting Irish faces in the postseason.
SCOTT LUDWIG: Living life by its finite numbers
Now I look at certain things in terms of whether or not they have become finite numbers.
