The Squawkbox: June 1, 2017

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For that delusional squawker who says President Trump’s out there trying to find him jobs, get your head out of the sand. He’s trying to do damage control from his misdeeds with the Russians. Follow the money.

What we really need to do is require each citizen to eat at least one meal a day of corn beef and cabbage. The would supply the nation with enough renewable energy to cut our ties with OPEC. Mine don’t stink, so it also should reduce pollution.

Democrats are looking for a wine sniffer to find an aroma that will help fake news pass the smell test.

I wish I had bought some stock in wigs and hairpieces several years ago. I didn’t know how popular that was going to be. I’d like to have a wig myself, but I’m one of the deplorables — workers who pay taxes. By the time I pay taxes and get a little bit to eat, I can’t buy a wig.

President Trump has criticized the Germans with their auto exports. Does President Trump know BMW exports more cars from Spartanburg, S.C., than any other country?

Now is the opportunity for Mr. Fletcher to come out of his ivory tower and go to work for Mr. Trump as his communications director.

Stop wasting our tax dollars on downtown Albany. The Albany Mall has empty stores.

Squawker, we don’t want to be reminded about slavery. And if it’s your forefather, why do you want to be reminded of what they did? It was inhumane.

Squawker, that Confederate flag shows racism. We don’t need that in this country anymore.

How I wish these car dealers would stop using these echo chambers on their advertisements. They don;’t know how ridiculous they sound. You’re trying to deal with adults to sell your cars to, not little kids.

Almost everybody believes the sheepdog is a freeloader most of the time. Until the wolf shows up.

Thanks for your comments, stay-at-home mom. That’s what my mom was until I was near teenage. Saved on everything. My main thing is paying $600 a month on insurance I can’t use and property taxes on my house that get wasted.

When the TV show “The Brady Bunch” was on, you could expect to hear “Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.” Now all the TV news shows have on is “Russia, Russia, Russia.”

The squawker commended New Orleans, Charlottesville and others taking down monuments, whether it’s North or South, I think it’s a sad commentary doing that. In the North, they sacrificed. In the South, they sacrificed. To be taken down, I think, is the wrong thing.

If I were to walk through the streets of Anytown, USA, yelling, “I am going to kill Trump,” I would be arrested in a heartbeat, and rightfully so. So then, why can these pseudo-comics say the exact same things on national liberal television and nothing happens?

Donald Trump sets such a bad example for all Americans but especially our children. Name calling, lying, disrespecting people (and the list goes on).

Rabbitman needs to pay each month for security like the rest of us business and homeowners do.