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Isn’t amazing that all the white people I know say they hate rap. Donald Trump said he hates rap. Now, Crazy Kanye West comes out and says he likes Trump, and now they all like rap music.

I want to brag on Mayor Hubbard doing her part to slow down speeders. She considers potholes as speed bumps.

Squawker, putting down Chris Cohilas and Spencer Lee in favor of John Hayes is the most ludicrous thing I have heard in years. John Hayes cost Dougherty County taxpayers $50,000 because of his obnoxious temper. Then he gets caught speeding twice in the same day and is videotaped acting like the idiot he is known to be.

Giuliani said, “The agreement with Michael Cohen is a longstanding agreement that Michael takes care of situations like Stormy Daniels and then gets paid for them sometimes. I would think it was necessary to make payments to other women.” Crazy!

At doctor’s offices now they’re only concerned with their days off and their paychecks. They don’t care about their patients.

The giant snail on Pluto has been texting me again, demanding asylum and a green card. I want to know who gave him my phone number.

I live in a small town outside Albany, and one of our major short order eating establishments is fixing to be facing some stiff competition. They need to be tightening up.

You folks on the eastside want to complain about not getting businesses. I tried to patronize one of your businesses and got very poor service. Your problem is a very uneducated work force, the 800-pound gorilla in the room.

I’m glad to see the Squawkbox is improving their average. Not a complete liberal device. Finally got one squawk to offset the 30 lies about Trump.

It’s sad Kmart is gone, but maybe our commissioners can get a Best Buy in that store. It would be a great place for one, and we need one.

A $2 million grant to promote literacy? What are they going to do, pay kids to go to school?

The small tax break Trump gave me is not covering the cost of living increases he has created. Thanks a lot, Republicans.

Carlton, even if you don’t agree with Trump, the so-called humor at the Correspondents’ Dinner was not there. You can’t justify it. Your Sunday column was wrong.

Mr. Trump doesn’t believe in climate change, but a storm is coming.

The hands-free driving deal was signed into law. That will be another law that’s not enforced in Albany, Georgia.

The tax cuts were for workers, not those in bed calling in CNN live to The Albany Herald all day.

If Donald Trump is going to be successful negotiating with the North Koreans, he’d better hire Dennis Rodman to help him.

Motormouth Stormy Trump says that John McCain is not a war hero. I think that’s like saying Billy Graham ain’t a Christian.

To all the Democrat people out there: I am your leader. Donald Trump is evil, very very evil. Listen to me. Send your money to the Democratic party. We have a special this week, oceanfront property in Arizona.