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Ride the blue wave in November. Let’s hope Baywatch is on standby for the GOP.

March Madness reminds me how important sports are for teenagers. Albany High provided sports for many students who are now left out. Shame on you Dougherty Board of Education.

Excellent “Where Are They Now” story by Chauntel Powell about the local basketball players from the region. These are the kinds of stories we want to read in our paper.

Billy Mathis serves on the Lee County Commission. He is also the loudest and most vocal proponent of the proposed Lee County Hospital, while he sells himself as all about Lee County. Guess where his law office is located. On Westover Road in Albany. What a hypocrite.

I asked my CPA’s office to check on the status of my tax refund. I was asked if I was a retired teacher, and I am. I was told that the state is delaying refunds to retired teachers. Isn’t that discrimination?

After the spring equinox, 14 days later is Passover. It’s all through the Bible. It’s not when you want it to be.

I find it amazing that Trump has not weighed in on the bombings that are happening in America. If they were terrorists or ISIS he’s all over it, but because the bombings were originally targeting African-Americans, he has not said a word.

There are some new stores on just about every corner in town. They’re called “Going Out of Business.”

After a year of the Trump administration, I miss George W.

Trump should have done like Obama and hid all of his past. That way Mueller couldn’t drip it leak after leak after leak.

What in the heck are they doing at Magnolia School, spending all this money money money? They already spent $5 million at Albany High and walked away from it. The taxpayers are going to get tired of this crap.

These weather people just can’t let it go. They want us to have bad weather.

Hello. You have reached the Robert Mueller plea hotline. All special agents are assisting other traitors. Please continue to hold.

Atheist chaplain, huh? What does he do, tell you how to get to hell quicker?

If Mitch McConnell is a true conservative, I will kiss you between your toes after you’ve walked barefoot through a cow pasture.

How supportive would the school system be if the students walked out to support a pro-life movement?

If we still had Tom Berry as the city manager, the west side of town would have all the streets paved by now.

A Fox News analyst quit after finally realizing that Fox News is a propaganda machine. I thought everybody knew that.

Squawker: The real problem with Albany and Dougherty County is that the top jobs are taken by people who live in Lee County.

To the Squawker wanting comments from the NRA: I’m a life member of the NRA. You Democrats kicked God out of the classroom. Now you’re reaping what you sowed.

Donald Trump is being sued by a Playboy bunny and a porn star. Bill Clinton must be green with jealousy.