The Squawkbox: Sept. 18, 2017

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How can a pine tree have so many cones? I picked up at least a million in my yard after the storm. My neighbor said he picked up 3 million, but he may be exaggerating.

There should be no surprise of a gas shortage. They showed that man on TV news at the gas pumps with 20 5-gallon gas cans draining out the pumps.

Squawkers’ squawk about Trump supporters not having GEDs is a cheap ripoff of an original squawk stating Trump haters don’t have GEDs. Say something original.

To the squawker who says Trump is not qualified to be in politics. Trump is not a politician. That is why we voted for him. We have had enough with politicians.

I am a Trump supporter. I graduated from Albany State University with a B.S. degree, summa cum laude. Enough said.

When you are dead, you don’t know you’re dead. It’s only difficult for others. It’s the same way when you’re stupid.

Trump has lost Rush Limbaugh. Trump is a RINO.

Rachael Maddow had Trump’s tax return that was five years old. This week, Robert Muller will produce the current tax form.

Finally, Susan Rice admits to unmasking Trump people. Trump Tower calls were being monitored, as he said. I’m sure Obama’s fingerprints will be wiped clean, though.

Let’s get our facts straight. Trump’s tax return was read on the Rachel Maddow show, but it was a 2005 return that was released by Trump himself. He hasn’t released one since.

I would like someone to tell me what cat Cordele has in the fight between Lee County and Dougherty County over the hospital.

If you choose to live on a peninsula that doesn’t average even eight feet above sea level, that’s not God’s fault. That’s your fault. There are consequences for what you do.

We had the Muslim Brotherhood in the White House for eight years, now we have white supremacy. The only thing we couldn’t stand in the White House was Hillary Rodham Clinton.

I already have a hobby. Reading and commenting on birth announcements.

Where is Dennis Rodman when you need him?

I believe it is impossible to have rule of law when relativism has replaced truth.

To all these Trump haters, he’s the best thing that’s happened to this country in 50 years. You say he doesn’t know anything about politics, but the problem is he wants to fix the problems he’s inherited and, with just a little help, he can do it.

I’m betting there won’t be a pair of Air Jordan’s left in a store after this weekend in Jefferson City, Mo.

A South American dictator was reported to have said: To my friends, everything; to my enemies, the law.

Hey, conservatives, just remember: Trump’s base is Trump himself.

Can anyone give a good reason( not just your opinion) why a city with all of the surrounding area can’t support a farmer’s market? Please don’t say because no proximity to I-75, as many other communities do and some local stores and stands get their goods from Cordele.

Who cares how much income tax President Trump had to pay? That should be a personal and private matter anyway, even for a president.